J Jonah Jameson gave Peter Parker the hardest time ever. I think he fired that cat like every comic strip. I was on the couch getting a moments respite when I got a call from my father.

“Look man I need you to get an aircard. I don’t care what you have to do. I’ll give them my credit card number. Go out and get it done.”

So off I went. I got to the Verizon store and a cute sister named Dorry helped a brother out.

I told her I had a website. I snapped a quick pic on my PDA and wrote the URL on a white business card. I told her I was going to post her photo online, that it was a blog website and that I hoped she’d post a reply. Out the door I went.  2 blocks from the store I ran into a homeless man in a wheel chair with a sign that said:

HOMELESS

VIETNAM VET

IF YOU CARE

WILL YOU SHARE

I snapped two pics on my PDA and threw some change in his cup.

He said, “Thank you. I was pronounced dead at the hospital yesterday.”

I tapped him on the shoulder and replied, “Stay up.”

I walked back to the apartment. I called Dad aka J Jonah Jameson. He was in J C Penny’s. Here are excerpts from the conversation:

“Did the thing work?”

“I’m talking to you while I’m posting. Keep talking.”

“Did the thing work.”

“Dude I’m posting while you’re talking and it’s working fine.”

So the boss made me go out and get a USB727 Modem that allows one to get a internet signal anywhere.

You know what that means.

Look out world.

Daimyo will be reporting live and direct from anyplace he’s getting a signal.

And to you poor weak huddled masses yearning to be free:

I’m coming.

-Daimyo